stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

this is basically college, ready watch. 
tuition: 18,750/sem.
parking: $60/sem.
food: $1,870/sem.
room charge: $4,500/sem.
books: $750/sem.
air to breathe: $2,000/sem
microwave RENTAL: $100